white straight ciswoman mid-20s-ish. surrounded by telly. likes words,
I have a hole punch, let's not get big-headed now.
keppps << shallitellyouastory
AU: Bypassing magical security using her vortex manipulator and hallucinogenic lipstick on the unsuspecting caretaker, River attempts to steal a Hogwarts portrait. However, she’s greeted with the intimidating stare of Deputy Headmistress Minerva McGonagall instead.
Why does no one ever talk about Andromeda Tonks I mean she was a pure-blood Slytherin in the Black family and she still chose to marry a muggle born despite being disowned and then she raised one of the most badass witches in all of existence and joined the Order of the Pheonix and when her husband, daughter and son-in-law all died in the war, she stepped up and helped raise Teddy seriously that woman was a fucking hero.
There are no words for how awesome this is
http://daily-harry-potter.tumblr.com
#oh Harry the things you don’t know about yourself could fill a book #in fact #they did #seven of them
Harry Potter and Holy Fuck I’m A Wizard
Harry Potter and Shit I Can Talk To Snakes
Harry Potter and When the Fuck Did I get a Godfather?
Harry Potter and There are Other Wizarding Schools?
Harry Potter and Oh My God I Can See What Voldemort’s Doing
Harry Potter and Snape Was Friends With My Mum?!
Harry Potter and Well Fuck Snape was a Good Guy All Along and Now I Have to Die Whyyyy
the marauders
james potter » tom hughes; sirius black » jack huston; remus lupin » mathias laurisden; peter pettigrew » robert emms; lily evans » claire foy
“This is how it is - you don’t understand - there are things worth dying for!”
In trying to find a significant quote from or about Remus Lupin, the most common phrase that accompanied Remus throughout every book was simply, “Lupin smiled”.
Rose Leslie as Lily Evans
