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I have a hole punch, let's not get big-headed now.


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harrietvane:

Hi TV-show-set-in-London, we all enjoy you very much, and enjoy how you’re showing off this fine city to our neighbours across the globe. You’ve taken the ‘naturalistic tone’ cinematography trend and run with it - and run in a charming and graceful way, I must say… however - you missed a spot. (Most of east London?) Any chance you could throw some of the below in next time?

  • minicab offices (with flashing siren light)
  • pokey little greengrocers with piles of plantains out the front on trestles
  • turkish barbers offering ‘hot towel’
  • hairdressers with the ‘afro and european hairstyles’ sign
  • tiny independent fried chicken shops, 3 to a block
  • a mosque
  • a Greggs
  • a charity shop (aka op shop, aka thrift store)
  • Polski sklep
  • a brand name bookies (Paddy Power, Ladbrokes etc)
  • strollers/prams/walkers - whatever your word: babies everywhere
  • schoolgirls wearing a hijab
  • actually ANYONE wearing a headscarf of any description. (this one’s not optional. Just make it happen)
  • household chandlers selling rolls of vinyl tablecloth out the front
  • ‘members social clubs’ (aka shops full of old cypriot men playing dominos and snooker)
  • bikes
  • more bikes

Please and thank you.

People know what shit food is. The reason they eat shit food is because they work all day in an office with people they hate. They work in a job they’re told every day they’re gonna lose, and then they go back to a shitty flat they can’t afford to buy. And do you know what they think? I don’t fancy cous-cous for tea. Do you know what I fancy? A mixing bowl full of Viennetta and chips that I can eat with my fists.
- Jon Richardson, 8 out of 10 Cats (via dianora77)

tastesliketungsten:

chapmangamo:

English counties are just like states in America, except we have much wavier edges.

Rejected ones

  • Cornwall: England’s Toe-Nail
  • Do that again and I swear to God, I’m going to Bristol whip you.
nilecrocodile:

shenanagin:

astronautte:

The Whole Hog Theatre company has announced that, with the cooperation of Studio Ghibli, they will be presenting the world’s first theatrical staging of Hayao Miyazaki’s renowned animated film Princess Mononoke at London’s New Diorama next April. (via Studio Ghibli) 

I just threw whatever I was holding BECAUSE OF THIS NEWS.

SLFJLGHDLHGLLDFLFLGHJGLFHJFLHF;LL

nilecrocodile:

shenanagin:

astronautte:

The Whole Hog Theatre company has announced that, with the cooperation of Studio Ghibli, they will be presenting the world’s first theatrical staging of Hayao Miyazaki’s renowned animated film Princess Mononoke at London’s New Diorama next April. (via Studio Ghibli) 

I just threw whatever I was holding BECAUSE OF THIS NEWS.

SLFJLGHDLHGLLDFLFLGHJGLFHJFLHF;LL

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peopleonthetube:

Full house on the Victoria Line. 
From @annwitbrock.

peopleonthetube:

Full house on the Victoria Line. 

From @annwitbrock.